Having babies scares the piss outta me.
Not because I'm worried about my maternal instincts.
Or my finances.
Or even if I'm ready to be a Mom.
It isn't the pain of labor, either. (Helloooooo Epideral!!)
I don't want to have ugly monster looking babies.
Shallow, yes.
But it's a valid fear of mine!
So I've figured out the PERFECT way to find out what kind of kids I'll be popping out in a few years, and make some money in the process.
EGG DONOR!!
Spare me your moral bullshit. I've got bills to pay and a very important question that needs answering for the future of my potential offspring! Besides, for 6 grand, you can have my morals. I know it's supposed to be all hush hush and you never get to see what the little munchkins look like after they're born, but I'm going to include some sort of clause in my contract. I'll even knock off a couple hundred. Just one random picture a year later so I can see if I need to get my tubes tied to prevent the overpopulation of uglies.
I know, I'm a genius.
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