Human Roadkill.

I hate pedestrians.

Nevada has the right idea by saying, "hey fucktard, if you're not on a crosswalk or sidewalk, you're part of the asphalt."

Now...if only California would hop on that train, we'd be in business!!

Fuck you stupid fucking fuckfaces who think it's cool to just saunter across the street whenever you damn well please. If you're going to try and go head to head with 5,000 pounds of steel, please at least run like a Mexican crossing the damn border and MOVE your fuckin' ass! Don't dilly dally like a fuckin' homo in bareass salute!!

Driving is hard enough with the morons IN the car, let alone the fools who think they own the road.

Bottom line:

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but my car will fucking kill you.